It is not a good idea to play a kamakuran dread pirate called Takifuga Rubripes. I should continue not doing this. Yes...

It is an even worse idea to play a half-kamakuran half-lyzar mokosh, turned to piracy to run from his shame, called Takifuga Flavidus.

Shut up brain. No. You can't. Even though i'm making you write an essay.